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4-10 PlayersAges 18+30-90 Minutes225 CardsZero Political Affiliations Required 4-10 PlayersAges 18+30-90 Minutes225 CardsZero Political Affiliations Required 4-10 PlayersAges 18+30-90 Minutes225 CardsZero Political Affiliations Required
What Is This

Bureaucratic chaos.
In card form.

You've been appointed to the Department of Public Announcements. Your job: deliver critical government messages to the public. The problem? The announcements are unfinished. And your colleagues are absolutely unhinged.

Each round, one player reads an official announcement with a missing piece. Everyone else fills in the blank with the most absurd, disturbing, or suspiciously accurate answer from their hand.

50
Announcements
160
Responses
15
Twists
∞
Regrets
Announcement
Your tax return has been flagged for claiming ____ as a business expense.
Response
A seagull with nothing to lose
Twist
DEMOCRACY SAUSAGE
Everyone votes. No judge.
How to Play

Learn in under 2 minutes.

No, seriously. If you can read and have opinions, you're qualified.

01
📣
The Announcement
The Minister draws a card and reads an official announcement with a blank — in their most serious voice.
02
✍️
The Response
Everyone else picks the funniest, most absurd, or most disturbingly accurate Response Card from their hand.
03
🎤
The Briefing
The Minister reads each completed announcement aloud. Try to keep a straight face. Fail. Repeatedly.
04
🏆
The Verdict
The Minister picks the winner. First to 5 Approval Ratings wins and must deliver an unhinged victory speech.
Sample Cards

A taste of the chaos.

225 original cards. Dark humour, workplace absurdity, Australian flavour, and a healthy distrust of institutions.

Announcement
The Department of Health would like to remind all citizens that   is perfectly normal and nothing to be alarmed about.
Health
Announcement
Following public outcry, the council has decided to ban   from all public spaces.
Government
Response
Aggressive eye contact
Workplace
Response
A surprisingly detailed PowerPoint about why the coffee machine is broken
Workplace
Response
The Bunnings queue before a public holiday weekend
Aussie
Response
The fact that we're all slowly dying
Dark
Twist
Democracy Sausage
No judge this round. Every player votes on their favourite answer. The Minister plays anonymously and votes too.
Rule Modifier
See It In Action

An actual round of play.

📣 The Minister reads...
"The Department of Health would like to remind all citizens that   is perfectly normal and nothing to be alarmed about."
Player 1
"...that aggressive eye contact is perfectly normal..."
Player 2
"...that a seagull with nothing to lose is perfectly normal..."
Player 3
"...that the slow, steady decline of your metabolism is perfectly normal..."
Winner
Player 4
"...that your nan's increasingly embellished war stories is perfectly normal..."
Why PSA

Not your average party game.

🧠
Clever Over Crude
Satire, not shock. The humour comes from institutional absurdity, workplace chaos, and the quiet desperation of modern life.
⚡
Twist Cards
15 rule-bending Twist Cards keep every session unpredictable. Democracy Sausage, Cabinet Reshuffle, Filibuster — pure chaos.
🎧
Performative
The Minister reads every announcement in their official voice. It's not just playing cards — it's a performance. In the best way.
🇦🇺
Aussie Flavour
Bin chickens, Bunnings, magpies with vendettas, and the existential horror of a Centrelink queue. Universally funny, distinctly Australian.
🔄
Endlessly Replayable
225 cards, Double rounds, card-swap mechanics, and Twist modifiers mean no two games play the same.
🍺
Party-Proof
Learn in under 2 minutes. Works with 4-10 players. Scales with drinks consumed. Perfect for pre-drinks, house parties, and "team bonding."
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